...But I totally played softball on a legit team the other day.
Paul is on a team on base. They did not have enough players and were about to forfeit when I suddenly heard myself say... "I can play!" What the heck? Why did I say that? I do not attempt athletics in public, especially with a bunch of Air Force dudes. Two other team wives joined us so we had a full team.
My stats: 1 strike out, and o catches with only 1 attempt. :)